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January 26, 2009

The Art Establishment Ignorant Of Jack Vettriano

Filed under: Pictures — tkwriter @ 7:44 am

Reading a more in depth interview on Jack Vettriano it seems that he is a very complicated man that is misunderstood as an artist by critics that have been saying he’s rubbish for so long that they wont admit that they were wrong from the start.

Jack Vettriano is quick to admit his need to be connected with what he is painting and I think this can be applied to most people that are creating something that comes from themselves. In Jack Vettriano’s case his pictures have a beautiful seductiveness about them that has you trying to pick out different aspects of the composition and reflecting on what might happen next in the scene.

Jack Vettriano produces work that revels in the sensuality of a certain brand of lady, revelling in their confidence and sexuality. Jack Vettriano paints scenes that he likes to look at, that he likes the feel of, and that he would be at home being a part of. His own hedonistic life style seems to reflect off the canvas but frankly who cares, this man’s work is brilliant, loved the world over and printed and reprinted globally.

With Jack Vettriano Prints being distributed all across the globe outselling artists such as Klimt or Monet it is not surprising that this man from Fife’s work is well loved by the public. His yearly income from his print licensing alone is worth over half a million a year which on any level is somebody that is doing something right.

Speaking of money one of his most controversial of pieces “the singing butler” fetched £750,000 pounds at Sotherby’s which if art were based on a purely monetary level would point to someone that is well regarded by collectors (if not collections).

“The singing butler” was chastised by the critics when it was revealed that Mr Vettriano had used the human forms from an artist reference book and used them within the composition of the piece. But as rightly pointed out by Jack Vettriano the figures don’t make the piece merely add to the story being told on the canvas.

Obviously this was immediately jumped on by the art establishment who had backed themselves into their elitist corner and talked of as “Plagarism” but as Mr Vettriano said himself “But the background and the story, they were mine. Don’t tell me that’s not creative. Anyone who knows anything about art will know an artist will do anything to get an image down on paper tracing, pulling images out of magazines, anything. I’m a nightmare in my dentist’s waiting-room. What the story was implying was that I lifted The Singing Butler completely out of a book and that’s not fair. Lots of artists use photos Francis Bacon did, I still do. The thing is, it was The Singing Butler. If it was a painting no one had heard of, it wouldn’t have been a problem.”

Jack Vettriano is a great artist producing great art, lets hope in 2009 he will get the recognition he truly deserves.

January 7, 2009

How To Be A Clown And Be The Life Of Your Kid’s Party

Filed under: Jokes — tkwriter @ 9:39 am

As a doting parent, you don’t want to give anything in this world for your children except the best especially when they are looking forward to have the grandest and popular birthday party of all. In this kind of occasion, the most common things you can find are balloons, cake, ice cream, lots of other delicious food, decorations, piñata in some cases and of course, a party is not a party without entertainers like a magician or a clown. Wait a minute, if ever you want to hire somebody, why not learn how to become a clown and be the clown of your kid’s party instead? You might think that being a clown is that hard and you might think that you don’t have the time to learn how to become one. Actually, it’s really hard to learn unless you have the right guide with you. Come on, you agree that you’re one of the doting parents all over the world, right? Why not prove it again through learning how to become a clown and surprise your kid with the best gift of all? So, where can you learn to become one? Is there a way to learn while at home? You will soon find out.

December 23, 2008

Oil Paintings And Prints By Rebecca Lardner

Filed under: Pictures — tkwriter @ 5:28 am

Having lived by the coast for much of my youth I was drawn to the work of Rebecca Lardner as I walked past a gallery door. The lovely colours and soft oil colours provide an earthyness that makes you believe you are a watcher peering out from your cosy home by the coast.

The artist Rebecca Lardners work is frequently set within the surrounding arms of a English harbour with lots of activity moving in and out like the ocean. Often you see walkers and birds moving about their daily activities all adding warmth to the images. She started her work after completing an Art Foundation Course she moved on from the University of Liverpool with a BA Honours degree in Illustration.

Following a very successful career as an artist and illustrator starting out creating greeting cards. Rebecca Lardner now produces mostly original art works for magazines and record sleeves she has also created work for Paul McCartneys Music Academy. Influenced by Cornish painter Alfred Wallis her vibrant use of Oils on canvas pulls out the feeling of the coast.

Rebecca Lardner has created out, sought after corporate commissions all over the planet from Ireland to India. Rebecca Lardners work can be discovered in high calibre galleries across the UK, her evocative work being sought after all over the planet. I personally like her work because of the feeling she puts into each of the pictures, all of the colours work and the feel you get from her pictures are ones you want to keep returning to for another viewing.

December 22, 2008

Twas The Night Before Congress – Hope For Hard Times Through The Magic Of Christmas

Filed under: Humor — tkwriter @ 5:39 am

Twas the Night Before Congress

Hope for Hard Times Through the Magic of Christmas
- By Paul Schlegel

Twas the night before Congress, with Santa awake
Planning a scheme for his bailout take
The Elves were all panicked from weeks without pay
And Rudolph had flown off to sell off the sleigh

The reindeer were frightened to not have a sled
And mistakenly thought that old Rudolph had fled
Mrs Clause she was miffed with few presents to wrap
And worried of China and the growing trade gap.

Santa came in and asked “Dear, what’s the matter”?
“Well, we’re so short on food and you’re not getting fatter.”
Oh Santa he laughed as he threw up the sash.
“Just pull out your Visa and advance us some cash.”

Mrs. Claus shook her head and said, “Oh my, don’t you know?
Our cards were revoked and our cashflow is slow.
Basically Santa, we’re well in arrears,
You might want to think of some different careers.”

Visit SantasBailout.com For the Full Text and Video With Music.

Well just then ol’ Santa – he had to think quick,
“Congress wants plans – and I just have my schtick.
But if I show them MY plan they’ll make me explain:
‘You give AWAY presents? No profits? Insane!’”

“Hey Dasher, Hey Dancer, Hey Prancer and Vixen!
Hey Comet, Hey Cupid, Hey Donder and Blitzen!
Come here with the elves and give Rudolph a call.
I might have a plan, but I need you ALL!

We don’t need the Congress to make Christmas fly,
It’s all about Christmas demand and supply.
Elves, how many toys were you able to do?
35 Million Three Thousand and two?”

“Well, technically that number is just not enough.
But what if we do all that magical stuff?”
Of course Santa’s magic is world-renowned.
And the elves and the reindeer could help it compound!

Visit SantasBailout.com For the Full Text and Video With Music.

December 1, 2008

So, What Are The Things You Need To Become A Clown?

Filed under: Jokes — tkwriter @ 12:45 am

You might have been dreaming for so long to become a professional clown and why not? You can be very popular at parties especially at kid’s birthday parties or at some school family day or something like that. You might have also been thinking about learning how to become a clown to surprise your own kid during his birthday party. Clowns are the special guests in every occasion such as this and everyone, aged 2 to 92, can surely have a good time with you around. But what do you need to learn how to become a clown? First of all, you need to know that enrolling in a school where they teach you become a joker is not the only option. Furthermore, this might even make you waste a lot of time for other important things, right? So, the best thing to do is get online and go to this site called “howtobecomeaclown.com” and learn all the tips and tricks right in the comfort of your own home.

November 26, 2008

Want To Be The Center of Attraction In A Kid’s Birthday Party?

Filed under: Humor — tkwriter @ 11:22 am

When you talk about a kid having a birthday party, the common things that can pop up in your mind is lots of goodies, food like ice cream and cakes, balloons, streamers and of course, who can forget some entertainment? Two of the most popular figure during this happy day are the magician and the clown. They can entertain everyone with their own antics or magic tricks. If you have your own kid and he wants to have a grand birthday bash, instead of hiring a clown, why not try to learn how to become a clown and entertain your kid and his guests during his special day? You might think that becoming is never easy. Honestly speaking, anything can be difficult if you don’t have the heart for it and if you don’t have the right essential guide. Of course, it’s your kid’s birthday so you got to have a heart for it and what about the essential tool for learning? Well, the best recommended guide that can help you become a clown in easy steps is this book aptly titled “How To Be A Clown”.

November 19, 2008

Be The Clown For Your Own Kid’s Birthday Party

Filed under: Jokes — tkwriter @ 10:03 pm

One of the most in-demand figure during kid’s birthday parties is the clown. He can entertain everyone regardless of age and it seems that he has more things and tricks up in his sleeve more than you can think of. For sure, while watching someone being a clown, you get to thinking that where in the world did he learned all those tricks and those funny stories and one-liners? Do you think it would be easy for anyone including yourself to learn how to be a clown? If you have your own kid and his birthday is coming up fast, instead of hiring a clown, why not try to become a clown yourself? Your kid can be more proud if he finds out that his dad is the clown in his own birthday party and in doing so, you can do some antics unconditionally and that could also mean two things, you can create stronger bond with your kid and you might even earn money from it. Wait till your neighbors will start to request you to be their wacky guest for their own kid’s birthday party for a fee.

November 18, 2008

Want To Mix Business & Pleasure & Entertainment? Why Not Become A Clown?

Filed under: Jokes — tkwriter @ 9:46 am

The 6-year-old son of Rodney’s next-door neighbor will be having his birthday party the following week and everybody is excited in Rodney’s neighbor’s house and Rodney is equally excited, too. You see, Rodney, a criminal lawyer, is also a part-time clown. He entertains people in every occasion especially when there is a kid’s birthday party. He would dress up as a clown then would make the children laugh to their heart’s delight and the parents, too. Being a criminal lawyer is not an easy task for Rodney and he knows he has to sacrifice a lot of his own time but he still manage to find some time learning how to be a clown and the best part is, of course, is getting paid for it. Being a clown can also be beneficial for him as he would like very much to ease up things a little bit and being Boingo the Clown is one of the best ways to un-stress himself. Now, he can mix business, pleasure & entertainment. Who knows, maybe some of his customers can be his clients in court cases, right?

November 16, 2008

Wow! This Is Hilarious – This Powerful Weed Destroys Buildings

Filed under: Humor — tkwriter @ 2:56 pm

I couldn’t believe it when I saw what this weed can do. This weed is so powerful it can actually demolish buildings!

Its known as ‘Japanese Knotweed’, and apparently it can squeeze through any weakness in a building and then as it evolves, severely harm the construction of the building, often resulting in demolition.

The images on this Japanese Knotweed web site show good examples of it punching its way through some unlucky chap’s floor, and in different case squeezing between the main home and the extension.

I know I shouldn’t jest, but I couldn’t help it. On The Face Of It it is so tough to stamp out that some homes need to be pulled down and the land treated with specialized chemicals before anything may be reconstructed on it.

That got me pretty engaged, “What is Japanese Knotweed“, I thought, so I probed our old friend Google to get the background.

More humor resulted. The irony, the ‘oh so bitter irony’! This plant that is so hard to kill that it is classed as a dangerous waste when you try to remove it, can be EATEN!!!!

Half the population of the world starving, and we have a plant that grows anywhere, grows speedily and can’t be obliterated easily, and rather than using it to help clear the food problem, we have teams of experts trying to invent simpler and improved ways to kill it.

You couldn’t make it up.

November 14, 2008

Artwork From The Telegraphs Sue Macartney Snape Is Brilliant

Filed under: Pictures — tkwriter @ 2:24 pm

I went to an exhibition in 2006, which was at the Lygon arms, Broadway. The exhibitor was Sue Macartney-Snape who is probably better known for illustrating topical characters in the Telegraph, I think the section in the Telegraph was called the “Social Stereotypes” section. I had sought to purchase one of Sue Macartney-Snape’s prints at the show but discovered myself in the annoying position of having no money to spend.

I have since heard how collectable her individual prints are with her work eagerly sought after by many members of high society. Personally I’m sure that a lot of the people Sue Macartney Snape paints have one or two of her caricature paintings secretly stashed somewhere in there home. Once again I digress, I went looking for some of her work online and discovered a few sites that allowed me to purchase pieces of her work.

I particularly liked the picture “collecting cuttings” with the lovely characters that she makes feel so bright and jolly among the trappings of an English garden reminding me of relatives getting their heads together over PTA fundraising ideas. I had Sue Macartney-Snape’s print posted to me via the post and it now has the best spot in my Kitchen layout. There was a limited run on the prints of 600 and each picture was 22” X 18” un mounted. I had a local picture framing company mount and frame the print and was extremely pleased with the results.

If you haven’t had the pleasure of looking at her artwork should check her out as she has a extravagant take on the weird hierarchy that is British society.

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