Even more importantly, though, is the fact that the time has finally arrived for millions of hard-working, God-fearing Americans to take back what is by rights theirs to take.

I am writing of course about the word “Bush.”

Many of you can probably remember a more innocent time in the not-so-distant past when that word Bush signified something deeper, more profound, more beautiful – might I even say inspiring – than it has come to mean in the past decade.

Such words as Shaved Bush Today “Free Bush,”"Easy Bush,” “Juicy Bush,” “Tight Bush,” and even “Bush Ranger” have a way of rolling off the tongue.

Even diehard Republican conservatives would have to admit this is so much better than the decade of disaster that W has brought us, terms such as “Bush’s War in Iraq” and “Bush’s Scandal” and “Bush’s Failure in New Orleans” and “Bush’s Torture Program” and Bush’s Economic Meltdown” and on and on and on…
Whatever it was, everybody knows that something has profoundly changed over the course of the Bush presidency in America, and now that President Bush has exited stage left, what better time to re-capture the glory and splendor of what used to be.

And so, without further ado, we are honored to bring you the following list of ways you can use to get your Bush back.”

Number 10: Go around telling random people that you meet on the street that you prefer “old school” Bush.

Number 9: Next time you’re in bed, send your partner between the sheets to see if she can locate your weapon of mass destruction.

Number 8: As the economy falters, keep in mind that tough times means cheap Bush. It’s a basic economic principle of supply and demand.

Number 7: Glory in the fact that Michelle Obama is definitely a MILF.

Number 6: Sex, Drugs and Rock-n-Roll… Long live the Democrats… The party that will give you the new, new Bush deal.

Number 5: Never misunderestimate a Bush.

Number 4: This summer, shave a Bush for the environment. It’ll help cut down on air-conditioning.

Number 3: This winter, grow a new Bush. It’ll help cut down on the heating bill.

Number 2: Try to use the word Bush in every sentence. For example, “I’ll take a burger, fries, and a super-sized coke and boy I bet you have one smokin’ hot Bush under that uniform.”

And the Number 1 way to get your Bush back.

These simple words: Give Me Bush or Give Me Death!

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Why is it that when there is a plane crash it is reported that 50 people were killed when there were 150 survivors. Surely the most important part of the story should be that 150 people survived.

The same thing happens with all sorts of disasters. All the press seems to want to do is tell us the worst news.

I was at an airport a few years ago where, the day previously, an aircraft had taxied off the runway and got stuck in the grass. No-one was hurt and all the passengers were taken by bus to the terminal and their flight was re-scheduled for the following day.

Many of these passengers were placed on the same flight as me and, of course, the press was there in force to get a story.

They interviewed several people from the flight near to me and although they were informed by them that there was no panic on board, still persevered to find any case of screaming passengers praying in their seats. They tried to “make news” out of what, in fact, was a minor incident.

We see this all the time. They ask stupid questions that the viewer or reader already knows the answer to. An example would be when they ask someone who has just seen their loved ones killed “How do you feel”? Absolute stupidity and lacking any discretion. I eagerly wait for the day when someone replies “How the hell do you think I feel” and
punches them in the nose.

The worry is that, with takeovers, fewer and fewer people control the media and therefore have the power to control even governments and who governs.

How it works.
1. The press sniffs a story.
2. The press convinces the people it is fact.
3. The people pressure the politicians.
4. The politicians are forced to act.

All this “making of the news” is getting to the point where it is totally irresponsible.
An example would be the so called “bird flu pandemic”. The death toll worldwide amounted to less than a thousand but it was hyped up so much by the press that millions of people around the world were convinced that the end of civilization was near. Governments around the world wasted millions of dollars on medications to fight it. These millions of dollars could have been better spent on other, more important things. It was “the power of the press” that persuaded them into believing the worst.

It was the press that convinced the world that aircraft would fall from the sky at the turn of the millennium and that even your toaster would stop working.

Even though ALL the experts around the world debunked the claims the press continued their tirade causing undue worry for thousands, if not millions, worldwide.

The press

The worst example of this power is the unbalanced reporting of so called “global warming”. This is being hyped up to an alarming extent. Of course there is no story in reporting that all is well with our planet even though the number of scientists that support the “global warming” theory is vastly outnumbered by those that dispute it.

Some people have made fortunes from this myth. It has been claimed that the sea level will rise 10 or 20 metres depending who you listen to. This has been proved to be impossible, by the majority of mathematicians, as there is insufficient total moisture on the planet for this to happen.

Does the press report this, together with the fact that the planet has been cooling for the last decade? No, this would NOT be news. The whole world has been dragged into the story as they all want to be seen as the good guys. One day someone will see that “the emperor has no clothes”.

What a great day it will be when you can actually turn on the news and actually get some.

The good news.

1. The planet is cooling and the global warming myth will be eventually exposed.
2. After all the hype the planet is, at least, a cleaner place to be.
3. The people are slowly “waking up”.
4. Bird flu did not wipe out mankind.
5. Aircraft did not “fall out of the sky in 2000 and your toaster still works.

The media

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Many say that the main reason Obama was the 2008 election was not so much because of his campaign skills, but because many American’s felt that Sarah Palin was not ready to be vice president if the republican party were to win. It is still not so clear why she was chosen as running mate to the president. In any case, she will probably just go back to being mayor of Alaska. When the next election comes in 2012, it’s possible that she will run again.

Obama’s main point when running for president was that he would reduce taxes for the middle class, and raise taxes for people that make over $250,000 per year. He also plans on ending the war in Iraq, and giving better health benefits to people that can’t afford them. Before he does all this, though, he will need to regularly talk to George Bush so that he is up to date with everything America is facing.

The main thing most American’s are hoping for now is that the economy will return to its usual self. Although gas prices have plummeted to below $2/gallon (much to everyone’s joy), the economy is obviously not doing well now, and many companies are laying off jobs. We can only hope that things will get better in the next few years.

The Democratic Party has chosen Barack Obama as its nominee to compete against the Republican Party’s John McCain from Arizona in the forth-coming United States presidential election of 2008.

The 2008 presidential election is the first time in the U.S. history that two sitting senators will run against each other for the presidency of the United States, and more importantly, it is also the first time an African American has become a presidential nominee for a major party, as well as the first time both candidates of the two major parties – Democratic and Republican, were born outside the continental U. S. A. – Hawaii for Obama and the Panama Canal Zone for McCain.

On November 4, 2008, the Election Day in all fifty states and the District of Columbia, registered voters will cast votes for presidential candidates nominated and listed. They will however only select their state’s members of Electoral College and thereby indirectly vote for their presidential candidates.

On December 15, 2008, members of the U. S. Electoral College will meet in their respective state capital to officially cast their votes for President and Vice President.

On January 6, 2009, Electoral votes will officially be tallied before both chambers of Congress – the Senate and the House of Representatives.

On January 20, 2009, the constitutionally set Inauguration Day, Barack H. Obama, Jr. will become the 44th President of the United States and Joseph R. Biden, Jr. the 47th Vice President of the United States.

Barack H. Obama, Jr. (born August 4, 1961) announced his candidacy for the presidency of the United States in Springfield, Illinois, on February 10, 2007.

On August 27, 2008 he became the nominee of the Democratic Party for the 2008 presidential election. Shortly after midnight on August 23, 2008, Barack Obama’s campaign announced that Senator Joseph Biden of Delaware has become the Vice Presidential candidate.

Joseph R. Biden, Jr. (born November 20, 1942) is the senior United States Senator from Delaware.

On Wednesday, February 6, 2008, the day after the Super Tuesday – the single biggest U. S. presidential primary day, will become President-elect at the end of 2008.

Subsequent to the announcement of the partnership with Senator Joe Biden, Best-Relationship-Advice has carefully computed definitively the Relationship between the presidential candidate, Obama, and the vice Presidential candidate, Biden. The result is stunning — there is absolute propensity for a long-term partnership. In the current situation that they are teamed up for the 2008 presidential campaign, this could only lead to one single conclusion, that Barack Obama and Joe Biden will become President and Vice President of the United States in the 2008 Election.

Parallel study has been made on John McCain and Sarah Palin. The result is affirmative, that the presidential and vice presidential candidates of the Republican Party do not reflect any long-term relationship in the coming years.

The result is therefore conclusive, which duly coincides with the same piece of advice given before based upon a totally different methodology by Best Relationship Advice.

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